Can I be your Christmas present…

Are you looking for some little way to treat yourself this Christmas? If you have worked hard all year, you may want find some way to treat yourself this Christmas. That is what I would like to do, and if I can help on any small little way, I would be delighted to help you to make your Christmas special. If you would like to know how to make your Christmas special I have several suggestions. Of course, all of the involve a hot girl from from Wembley escorts.

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When was the last time you enjoyed a mince pie served on a hot little tummy like mine? I love mince pies and around Christmas time, I like to come up with different ways of eating them. One of the gentlemen I like to meet with on a regular basis at Wembley escorts shares my passion for mince pies and we keep coming up with different ideas on how to eat them. I have come up with some exciting ideas and so has he. If you would like to know more, just give me a call.

How about exciting ways to pull a Christmas cracker? I know that Christmas crackers are normally pulled by hand, but I know of a way that you can make pulling a Christmas cracker much more exciting. It is not very hard to do, but I cannot really tell you, I would kind of need to show you. Would you like me to show you how to pull a Christmas cracker in a much more exciting way? If you do, just give me a call here at Wembley escorts and I will tell you all about it.

What would you like to receive in your Christmas stocking this year? I have my own little things that I would like to receive in my Christmas stocking this year. Looking in my bedside drawer, I have noticed that several of my toys are a little bit worse for wear, and I could really do with some new ones. Would you like to fill my Christmas stocking with exciting new toys? I hope that you do, and if you like, we could play with them together as well. I am sure that you will enjoy testing my Christmas toys together with me.

What about your Christmas pudding? How do you take your Christmas pudding? Are you the sort of gentlemen who like to pour lots of brandy over your Christmas pudding and set light to it? Mmmm, I am afraid that is not how I like to enjoy my Christmas pudding. I can think of a different way of enjoying Christmas pudding. I have always enjoyed my Christmas pudding in a certain way, and once you find out how I enjoy my Christmas pudding, I am sure that you will appreciate this culinary delight much more. How do I take my Christmas pudding…. well, come on over and I will tell you all about it. I am sure that you will enjoy me showing you how to take your Christmas pudding.